Tue 5 Jan 2010
Living with a 9 month-old is like…
Posted by Andy under KidStuff
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…having your own miniature drunken ninja with the munchies and no self-preservation instinct.
Seriously:
They can see better in the dark
They appear in unexpected places regularly, defying normal physics laws
They are constantly testing objects for edibility
They can’t quite stand on their own or pass a field sobriety test
They are thoroughly ESL, preferring wails and screeches
Fortunately mine hasn’t quite mastered the use of tools but I expect incoming ninja stars soon enough!